Burma Shave
Yes, those were the best. We need to post some today. Might be fun.
SLEEP IN A CHAIR
NOTHING TO LOSE
BUT A NAP
AT THE WHEEL
IS A PERMANENT SNOOZE
—-BURMA SHAVE.
WITHIN THIS VAIL
OF TOIL
AND SIN
YOUR HEAD GROWS BALD
BUT NOT YOUR CHIN
—-BURMA SHAVE.
HE CAME TO HIS CENSUS
AND FILLED OUT HIS FORM
BUT COUNTED HIS WHISKERS
FOR THE YEAR
HE WAS BORN.
—-BURMA SHAVE.