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To: Fungi

Mars ain’t no kind of place to raise your kids.


8 posted on 12/21/2020 9:58:36 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Larry Lucido
Mars ain’t no kind of place to raise your kids.

In fact it's cold as Hell.

What?


36 posted on 12/22/2020 12:08:14 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: Larry Lucido

[How to get people from Earth to Mars and safely back again]

1) Wait until Mars Attacks!
2) Play Slim Whitman records
3) Steal Martian spaceship while Martians explode to Slim Whitman
4) Fly to Mars!
5) Take many pictures including selfies
6) Fly back to Earth
7) Profit!
8) Easy-peasy


37 posted on 12/22/2020 12:10:03 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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