Posted on 12/20/2020 10:13:12 AM PST by simpson96
Dr. Fauci has saved Christmas.
During a recent interview on “CNN Town Hall with Sesame Street”, Dr. Fauci was asked questions like “how did Santa get the vaccine and is it safe for him to go in the house?” or “how can Santa Claus safely give out presents with COVID-19 spreading everywhere?”
Luckily America’s top doctor had the perfect answer.
“Well I have to say I took care of that for you because I was worried you’d all be upset. So what I did a little while ago, I took a trip up there to the North Pole. I went there and I vaccinated Santa Claus myself. I measured his level of immunity, and he is good to go,” he revealed.
“He can come down the chimney. He can leave the presents, he can leave and you have nothing to worry about. Santa Claus is good to go.”
Twitter applauded Fauci for keeping up the Christmas spirit when everyone needs it most, including Chelsea Clinton.
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The slobbering examples after the article of Twitter users praising Fauci are pukeworthy.
Pretty ironic to turn this guy into a saint when someday history may reveal his involvement in the gain-of-function research that destroyed so much of our society and pethaps, civilization
There is something unseemly about Fauxi and Whitless both using Santa Claus for their own ends,
The 5 trillion impact on the US economy isn’t make-believe.
Sorry kids. Fauci only sees pretend patients.
Just seems to me proof that Dr. Fauci is at least some times a liar.
Sick manipulative asshole.
Dr Fauci, Please stop chasing Santa Clause with that needle. And stay away from the reindeer too!
This has more potential to be factual then anything else he has ever said.
300,000 poor Americans have died and he jokes about it.
This media darling is a delusional, preening fool.
I don’t care what he did. As far as I am concerned, he is still a Clinton worshiping son of a bitch.
News for the Masses.
Remember Hillary’s
“Pokiman to the Poles!”
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The Russian “Reset Button?”
Christmas shopping just got easier. I’m telling the kids that Santa died from the Covid vaccine that Dr Fauci gave Santa and there will be no Christmas presents this year. I’ll save money and teach them to never trust a bureaucrat at the same time.
Well he’s full of sh!t anyway. Lying to kids. Why?
The vaccine does not prevent anyone getting or passing this virus along. All it does is lessen symptoms if you do get it. Santa could still bring the big bad germs into houses all over and be a Super Spreader, yeah?
Fauci is spreading disinformation, period.
Santa would be better off with HCQ and zinc, Vitamin D, and other known preventing and healing methods.
I despise this Fauci creep.
And this statement is probably closer to the truth than anything else he has said this year.
He knows Santa through the other elves.
You beat me to it!
I disagree with that assessment! Assholes have a modicum of functionality when used for their intended purpose! Foochie has no functionality. He has been eating at the public trough since 1984 and, IMHO, has not earned his keep!
Since we’re making up stories kids, here’s mine; Dr. Fraudci packed up a borrowed physician’s bag and headed to the North Pole to vaccinate Santa, Mrs. Claus and all the elves. Upon arrival, Santa’s guards apprehended Fraudci, took his physician’s bag and rummaged through it. Fraudci was brought before Santa who looked at him through disappointed eyes. Santa admonished Fraudci and reminded him of all the years Fraudci had appeared on the naughty list but remarked that this year was, by far, the worst. Mrs. Claus approached Fraudci, wound up and punched him square in the jaw. Rudolph and the reindeer were quickly harnessed and Fraudci was placed in the sleigh. He was then dropped over the house of the wicked witch of Chappaqua, as an example of what happens to all naughty children. The End,
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