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To: MtnClimber

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9sc91k/own_a_musket_for_home_defense/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=post_body

“ Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended.

Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot.

Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.

I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.

Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended”


4 posted on 12/20/2020 8:50:22 AM PST by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Atsk about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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To: GreenLanternCorps

ROTFLMAO


6 posted on 12/20/2020 8:54:36 AM PST by LastDayz (A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
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To: GreenLanternCorps

Jolly roger flying over the roof should have given those ruffians a clue.


18 posted on 12/20/2020 10:02:21 AM PST by going hot
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To: GreenLanternCorps

That’s pretty good.


20 posted on 12/20/2020 10:09:59 AM PST by sauropod (Cui bono? I will not comply.)
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To: GreenLanternCorps

LOLOL!


26 posted on 12/20/2020 11:06:12 AM PST by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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To: GreenLanternCorps

Omg! 😂👍


29 posted on 12/20/2020 12:36:00 PM PST by arbee4bush (No, I'm not a bush bot. I had a weak moment back in 2004 when I signed up to FR)
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