“I can’t give you a Tab unless you order something.”
First thing I thought of too, from Back To The Future.
The product was awful, but I don’t mind Fresca. Strong preference for Diet Pepsi over Diet Coke. The Diet Coke has such a strong after taste. But the Coke Zero is definitely right up there.
“Ok, give me a Pepsi Free”.
“You want a Pepsi, pal, you’re gonna pay for it.”