[LonePalm]

Do you know why bagpipers always walk around while they are playing?

We're not sure exactly. Either of the top two answers could be correct.

1) A moving target is harder to hit.
2) To get away from the noise.

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[little jeremiah]

3) So they don’t get mobbed by fans.

(I LOVE bagpipes)

[GYPSY286]

Why do commentators whisper at golf tournaments? They don’t want to wake anybody up....