[silent majority rising]

I was thinking of a golden toilet seat and paint it porcelain colored (to hide it, of course), and then have it buried with him...

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Hopefully you wouldn’t have to lift such a seat up too often, because it would weigh upwards of 300 lbs. Depending upon style, of course...circular or elongated.

[JohnnyP]

Make Rolls Royce body panels...