To: Leaning Right
Patient: Doc, I’m very anxious. I can’t decide if I’m a teepee or a wigwam.
Doctor: The problem is you’re too tense.
2 posted on
12/14/2020 9:41:23 AM PST by
bramps
(It's the Islam, stupid! )
To: bramps
Doctor: The problem is you’re too tense. The past and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
5 posted on
12/14/2020 9:50:05 AM PST by
FatherofFive
(Go to the gym. Go to the range. Winter is here)
To: bramps
Patient: Doc, it hurts when I touch here (touches his arm), Then it hurts when I touch there (touches his head), And it really hurts when I touch here (touches his leg). What’s wrong?
Doc: You have broken fingers!
6 posted on
12/14/2020 9:54:05 AM PST by
llevrok
(Mayberry was a CIA front.)
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