[jerseyman]

Yes, there is a South Dildo (I checked). It’s south of the village of Dildo.

I didn’t see a North Dildo. There is a Dildo Boathouse Hotel, though, if you want to stay there.

[BenLurkin]

Ah yes, the famous Elvis Presley song:

“Well, ever since my baby left me
I found a new place to dwell
Down at the end of lonely street
At the Dildo Hotel”

[mass55th]

LOL!! Thanks for checking. I think I’ll pass on the Dildo hotel.