Don’t tempt Fate with low-hanging fruit!
• Don’t go past the safety barriers
• Dont cross the flooded low-water crossing
• Don’t get within the length of the alligator
• GPS assists you, not the other way around
• If someone has to hold your beer, don’t do it
• If it has young, don’t go near them
• Last, but not least...
Don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and don't mess around with .....
selfies in general and dangerous ones in particular.
“If it has young...”
You bet. Steer clear from mama and papa. Especially a mama bear.
My husband was hunting; the kids and I were in the minivan. While he was in the woods, the children were playing near a tree stump. I decided to back up and get closer. The driver’s side door was open. I was looking at the rearview mirror.
I managed to crash the door into a tree, crumpling it a bit.
I got the kids in the car and my husband walks out of the woods.
“Honey...”
He tied it up the best he could but it was still about a foot open.
We left, driving on the dirt road. Suddenly a little black creature came out of the woods. We said, That looks like Claudius! (Our black lab).
It wasn’t. The next second, a much larger black creature exited the woods. Mama bear.
My husband floored it. The mother was only a couple of feet away from our open door.
LOL!!!