Posted on 12/12/2020 9:13:57 PM PST by 11th_VA
‘Twas the night before the electoral college did meet,
And at the DNC, everything was sweet.
The illegal ballots were stuffed,
in their boxes with care,
knowing the Supreme Court,
just wouldn’t dare.
The Biden’s were nestled, all snug in their beds,
while reruns of ‘West Wing’, dance in their heads.
And my wife in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When suddenly on Twitter, there occurred such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed, to see what was the matter.
Away to the Computer I flew like a flash,
Grabbed the mouse, and surfed with a dash.
On Newsmax, On Fox, on FreeRepublic, and others,
ABC, PBS, CBS, all were a flutter.
For, what to my wondering eyes did appear?
A Hunter Biden subpoena, after over a year.
“taxes he evaded ... ,” “investigations now four.... ”,
(Wasn’t this the same story, Twitter buried before?)
Then suddenly it occurred, who was the leaker;
Kamala Harris, that little sneaker.
Her eyes -- how they twinkled! her dimples how merry!
Her cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry!
She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work,
And copied the laptop; then turned with a jerk
As She sprang from her chair, to her team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard her exclaim, as she drove out of sight,
We’ll give Biden a week, Then we’re back in the fight!
Thank you.
Witty, Holmes! Very witty!
Valiant effort but my funny bone is broken at the moment.
Nice. But “aflutter” is one word (as opposed to “a lot” which are two :)
Nicely done!
It would be great if state legislatures with Republican majorities had the interest and the fortitude to ensure that the electors from their state would vote for Trump.
The house of the original author was just around the corner of where I grew up.
That’s neat ...
Perfect!!! ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.... send it to OAN and NEWSMAX!!! Please.........
Well done
It’s not over until Jan 20.
Wasn’t that supposedly Robert Livingston?
Well done. Similar musing have floated around in my head but I haven’t the discipline. Well done.
Bump - Merry Christmas
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