Ok, let’s both try that our next time out. Go in, gasping, coughing...no mask.... and give them a paper list of stuff.
The $200 list... “hey, shop wisely please, I only got about $100 bucks ok? If you need to ask about brands...cough...cough...just come out to the white truck in the lot......God Bless you man!”
Yer killin me. ha ha