Oly and Lena were watching the TV Preacher. He said if anyone was sick he would heal them. Just put one hand on the TV and the other on the sick body part.
So Oly jumps up and puts one hand on the TV and the other down his pants.
Lena exclaims “He said he could heal the sick! Not raise the dead!!”
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The three gals were talking about getting old.
“I hate that I can’t remember things. I go downstairs to get something and halfway there I forget what I went down for!”
“Oh I know! Or get to the end of the block in the car and think - which way do I turn? Where was I heading too?”
The third gal shakes her head at them. “Boy, I’m glad I don’t have those problems!” as she knocks on the wooden table for good luck.
“Oh! Excuse me - someone’s at the door!”
At my age I spend a lot of time wondering about the hereafter. I go into a room and then say, “I wonder what I came in here after.”