[D Rider]

Have you ever flown Aeroflot?

[BradyLS]

In Russia, aircraft flies you!

[nickcarraway]

Have you ever flown Aeroflot?

No, I value my life.

Do you remember in the 90's, and Aeroflot place crashed after the pilot put one of his children at the controls?

[dfwgator]

More like Aeroflop.