[llevrok]

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

I had a bit too much to drink one night in my local tav and started to fondle the boobs of woman next to me

'BOMBAY! BOMBAY!!! COME IN BOMBAY!!!!" I shouted as I fondled them in a left and right motion.

"What The HELL do you think you are doing???!!!", she shrieked as she pulled away.

I replied: "Just trying to get India. BOMBAY! BOMBAY!!! COME IN......."

[rlmorel]

Never heard it...great!!!