[HotHunt]

This is a joke, right? Babylon Bee?

Why would you want to have sex with a hole in a shower curtain from Lowe's?

How in the world do these people get into positions with the government to advise others?

Shouldn't they have to take some anti-stupid test before being allowed to give advice?

It violates the mandate for social distancing.

[TigerLikesRoosterNew]

Apparently, they believe this minimizes the bodily contact. They might think that this should have a wide application to other social contact activities. That would be a disturbing thought.