Twinkies have eternal life.
I’ve long joked that if I had a time machine among my practical jokes would be to place fresh Twinkies in an Egyptian tomb I knew was about to be opened. Of course the packaging would need to be culturally appropriate and properly aged around the Twinkies.
Twinkies only have a shelf life of 26 days. Any longer than that the sponge cake turns as hard as a rock.
Twinkies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=719mWVl9Nh4
I just bought a Keurig and found Twinkie flavored pods for it. Wish me luck.