Back in my college days, the local convenience store in Front Royal, Virginia could address any need with three choices: Red Rocket, White Rocket, and Old Mister Mack.
FWIW, found a new 2 buck chuck, which wasn’t too bad. 2017 Swan Lake Petit Sirah. Swan Lake also produces other 2.99 wines, but the ones I sampled weren’t to my liking (i.e. they s*cked), but the Blue Label Petit Sirah from 2017 is available from Clarks from 2.99 and tastes better than some $15-$20 bottles. Unfortunately, it’s Californian, has Sulfites, not as much as others, but some after-effects the following morning, due to the sulfites.