If you put your bumper sticker ON your bumper instead of your back window you’re probably a Rat or stupid or both. Which is usually the case.
Democrats believed Bill and Hillary's FBI files of more than 300 people, including many top Republicans was the result of a “completely honest bureaucratic snafu” involving security clearances.
Democrats believed Clinton’s chief of staff, Leon Panetta, when he told reporters that “obviously a mistake was made” and apologized to the people whose FBI files wound up at the White House. They believed Clinton when he said “I completely support” what my COS Panetta said.
Democraps believed Vice President Gore when he said that he had made calls for money to political contributors “on a few occasions” from his White House office, and they believed him when he said that, actually, “a few” meant 46. And they believe in "no controlling legal authority."
Democrats firmly believe Monica Lewinsky was “just fantasizing” in her 20 hours of taped conversation in which she reportedly detailed her sexual relationship with the president and begged Linda Tripp to join her in lying about the relationship.
Democrats believed that any gifts, correspondence, telephone calls and the 37 post-employment White House visits that may have passed between Lewinsky and the president are evidence only of a "platonic relationship."
Democrats believe that such innocent intimate friendships are quite common between middle-aged married men and young single women, and also between presidents of the United States and White House interns.
Democrats saw nothing suspicious in the report that the president’s intimate pal, Vernon Jordan, arranged a $40,000-per-year job for Lewinsky shortly after she signed but before she filed an affidavit saying she had not had sex with the president.
Nor did trusting Democrats read anything "untoward" in Clinton pal, UN Amb Bill Richardson, personally visiting Lewinsky at the Watergate to offer her a govt job.
Democrats believe the instructions Lewinsky gave Linda Tripp informing her on how to properly perjure herself in the Willey matter "simply wrote themselves."
Democrats believe, as does Hillary, that The Washington Post, the Los Angeles Times, The New York Times, Newsweek, Time, U.S. News & World Report, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, PBS and NPR are all part of a vast right-wing conspiracy to malign the saintly, pure-of-heart Clintons.