[bagster]

Dog Tail Joe couldn't pull a sea monkey's tail without bustin' his sacroiliac.

He is a poor specimen of a man and a genetic defect.

#LegHairsTurnBlondInTheSun

[bagster]

I say, if you can't sleep might as well crack on derps all night.

#IdleHandsAreTheDevilsWorkshop

p.s. What, nobody likeded my 'Soros Went Down To Georgia' ditty?

I spent lots of time concocting that masterpiece. I coulda been watching Walking Dead.

*snivel*