big stack of fruit salad...
I once served with a ‘gentleman’, who claimed to be the oldest O-3 in the US Army.
WWII, Korea, RVN...He had the fruit salad and more.
He did NOT take crap well.
Other than that a very nice guy that liked to fight.
Even at a gin joint in town.
I declared myself the “highest” ranking E-7 in the USAF - they went by time in grade - I had 10 years and 5 months as an E-7 when I finally called it quits...