“Thanks, but I fail the main MSM journalism criteria, in that I’m not a humorless, Victorian PC scold”
You could probably fake it. All you have to do is try to disguise humor as mockery of whatever the left hates.
I’m sure the real reason you’d never make it is having morals. That’s the real dis-qualifier.
I’ve always thought the Star Trek episode “Mirror, Mirror”, in which Starfleet operatives pretend to be their evil doppelgangers, was naive. Of course the evil would have the real advantage because good people would not bring themselves to do true evil, and evil people CAN pose as good.
Evil poses as good all the time....from 2 bit con men to career political activists