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1 posted on 11/25/2020 4:24:26 AM PST by LibWhacker
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To: LibWhacker

I thought The Bee was satire?


2 posted on 11/25/2020 4:31:43 AM PST by mkleesma
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To: LibWhacker

The last line is interesting


4 posted on 11/25/2020 4:40:37 AM PST by babble-on
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So currently away from home for work and living in a condo complex and one of the residents is a former star basketball player at the local U. A gal friend of mine (a runner and quite fit in her early 60s) walked in to the elevator and basketball star was standing in there with his mask on. When she stepped in (sans mask), he stepped back into the corner and checked his mask for snugness.

Gal friend says to him, “Oh, does it bother you that I don’t have a mask?”

Basketball star still holding his mask snug, “I believe in wearing masks.”

Gal friend, “Well, you’re a pussy, then...”

Door opens and basketball star quietly and quickly exits... :-)


5 posted on 11/25/2020 4:57:14 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: LibWhacker

Mask AND a man bun. That makes you a TOTAL wuss.


6 posted on 11/25/2020 4:58:36 AM PST by HighSierra5
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To: LibWhacker

“sissiness researcher” LOL! Probably more valuable than “Gender Studies”.


7 posted on 11/25/2020 5:01:18 AM PST by MayflowerMadam ("FRAUD VITIATES EVERYTHING." Landmark case - SCOTUS/ U.S. v. Throckmorton)
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To: LibWhacker

Kinda like the testicular self examination for gun control activists and mask wearers. If you have a pair, dont be a pussy!


11 posted on 11/25/2020 5:06:29 AM PST by Delta 21 (Get off your ass and earn it!)
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Study Finds Connection Between Wearing A Mask And Being A Big Sissy.

Liquor store robbers and rioters disagree.


12 posted on 11/25/2020 5:28:41 AM PST by GoldenPup
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Alpha men have always worn a mask: their beard. The survival advantage is it hinders beta males from identifying who knocked up their wife.


13 posted on 11/25/2020 5:37:19 AM PST by Reeses (A journey of a thousand miles begins with a government pat down.)
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To: LibWhacker

True nevertheless.


14 posted on 11/25/2020 6:07:54 AM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith....)
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