I got a three layer “tighty whitey” mask free from United on my last flight. I cut out two layers and coffee stained it. I then drank coffee through it in front of people. I’m thinking of adding mustard and ketchup stains.
When I absolutely, positively have to wear a mask, that is the one I don. Usually nobody notices I’m not covering my nose, but they’re getting wise.
LOLOL!!