Corn was born July 2, 2020. He's 32 inches high, likes college football and corn. Cob was also born July 2, 2020. He's 31 inches high, likes puzzles and is a soy boy
1 posted on
11/23/2020 8:21:28 PM PST by
blueplum
To: blueplum
I say kill them on national TV.
2 posted on
11/23/2020 8:26:29 PM PST by
Fledermaus
(FIRE BILL BARR AND RECESS APPOINT RIC GRENELL!)
To: blueplum
It was a better country when the President ate the bird the next day. When everything didn’t have to meet the sensibilities of small coddled children.
3 posted on
11/23/2020 8:28:44 PM PST by
DesertRhino
(Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. .... )
To: blueplum
Inaccurate headline - the press will find SOMETHING to criticize.
“Trump looked depressed, Trump didn’t take questions, Trump still acts like he’s President, how dare he!” Etc.
4 posted on
11/23/2020 8:32:02 PM PST by
GnuThere
To: blueplum
Not so sure about that. Nothing this man does pleases the media. They always find something to bitch about.
5 posted on
11/23/2020 8:32:19 PM PST by
cld51860
(Volo pro veritas)
To: blueplum
Trump rejects American tradition of Turkeys for Thanksgiving
Trump pardons turleys, won’t stop building wall
Man you know any way they can spin it negative they will
I came up with those two just in one minute
And yes, they will all be half-truths and refer to non-related issues, exactly the way I created those two examples
6 posted on
11/23/2020 8:36:23 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: blueplum
He should’ve named one Beijing Biden and the other Heels Up Harris, followed by an order for their immediate execution, roasting at 350 degrees until done and used to feed the homeless for all the good that would’ve done!
10 posted on
11/23/2020 9:06:55 PM PST by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: blueplum
Someone should run on not pardoning the turkeys...
They might win on that alone!
12 posted on
11/23/2020 9:25:37 PM PST by
GraceG
("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
To: blueplum
Worst job in the country: Presidential Turkeys #3 and #4. You thought your higher draft number would allow you to avoid the slaughterhouse, but then #1 and #2 get a pardon and you get sliced by Donald Trump like a CNN reporter.
13 posted on
11/23/2020 9:26:27 PM PST by
KarlInOhio
(The greatest threat to world freedom is the Chinese Communist Party and Joe Biden is their puppet.)
To: blueplum
Corn and Cob, two Broad-Breasted White turkeysIf the chumps in the lame steam media, want to criticize Trump, this will be it. They will say he is a racist, because the turkeys are white. 🤪
14 posted on
11/23/2020 9:27:57 PM PST by
Mark17
(USAF Retired. Father of a US Air Force commissioned officer, and trained Air Force combat pilot. )
To: blueplum
“Corncob” was a bad dude...
17 posted on
11/23/2020 9:43:00 PM PST by
Hypo2
To: blueplum
Oh I wouldn’t bet the house against Nanci filing impeachment papers over this pardon.
To: blueplum
Oh I’ll criticize that pardon.
Something fowl is going to be on the table come Thursday, and pardoning these two elite clods just passes the sacrifice to some working-class turkey.
Were I somehow POTUS and survived to Thanksgiving, I’d render the ceremonial bird metabolically fit for basting.
20 posted on
11/24/2020 12:06:30 AM PST by
ctdonath2
(Interesting how those so interested in workERS are so disinterested in workING.)
To: blueplum
There’s nothing Trump that can do that won’t be criticized.
If he resigns today at noon, the RATS will complain that he didn’t do it at 7AM.
23 posted on
11/24/2020 3:37:40 AM PST by
Fresh Wind
(Joe Biden: The best president money can buy.)
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