Big box plexi head reissue with inputs jumpered. 54 strat reissue, two tone burst, ash body, maple neck. Some sort of historic LP reissue, plain top, and a very toned down cherry sunburst, pickguard delete. Overall a nice, tasteful collection. Maybe subtract a point for mixing in the modern A cab with the vintage style B cab and head.
'58 VOS Historic Les Paul. '54 reissue Wildwood-exclusive thin skin nitro Strat. Marshall YJM100 signature head. For a while, I was running it on just the bottom cabinet (Celestion Greenbacks, naturally) but then a neighbor was selling the top cabinet (Marshall JCM900 with Celestion G12t-75s) cheap. his wife wanted it out of the house and I thought, "Sure, I'll buy it!"
In addition, I've got a couple more Les Pauls. A HWY1 Stratocaster that I modded with 2 Humbuckers, a couple of Telecasters, a cheap Samick that I "Malcolmed Young'ed" with a single pickup, and a Martin acoustic.
My Les Pauls:

Old pic. The Epiphone 335 is gone. I replaced it with a P-Bass.

My HWY1 today:

I need a proper family photo.