A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He seemed to be paralysed.
Three women, from England, Wales, and Ireland, were walking past and felt
sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said, have you ever had a hug? The man said, No.
So she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, Have you ever had a kiss?’ The man said, No.
So she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Irish woman came to him and said, have ya ever been fooked laddie?’
The man broke into a big smile, and said, No.
She said, Aye ya will be when the tide comes in!