A Californian, a Texan, and a New Yorker, attending a convention in a little
town just outside Las Vegas, were standing in a seedy bar enjoying a few drinks.
The Californian grabbed his wine spritzer, knocked it back in one gulp, then he
threw the glass against the back wall, smashing it to pieces. He told the other
startled drinkers that the standard of living was so high in California that they
never drank out of the same glass twice.
Next the New Yorker finished drinking his Manhattan, and threw his glass against
the back wall. He loudly proclaimed that in New York not only were they all are
rich from banking and imports, he too never drank out of the same glass twice.
Next the Texan drank his beer, drew a revolver, and shot the Californian and
the New Yorker. As he was returning the gun to his holster, he told the wide-eyed
bartender that in Texas they had so many New Yorkers and Californians that they never
had to drink with the same ones twice.
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