[Larry Lucido]

JERRY: What about that Bavarian cream pie joke I told you? There’s no truth to that. Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United States to Europe for a piece of Bavarian cream pie and then when they get there and they don’t have it he says “Ah, I’ll just have some coffee.” There’s no truth to that.

Mmm, Bavarian cream pie and coffee.

[mylife]

Why would I go to to Bavaria for a piece of cream pie? We have Boston cream pie, heck we have German chocolate cake and I make a mean Apple Kuchen.

Damn krauts think they invented Schnitzel... an pickles and Rouladen and beer...