They're made from oil. Greta sez that's bad. Puts carbon in the air and muh climate change. Must end fossil fuels.
But paper straws are made from trees. Trees remove carbon from the air. Greta sez we should stop cutting down trees. No to paper straws.
Drink directly from a cup. But what are cups made from? Oh noes, drink from your cupped hands.
Maybe there's just too many low class lesser people consuming [They] resources. Sort of like cows overgrazing a pasture? What to do?
Long due for a "reset". Biden knows who should wear a mask and take the vaccine.
