If my car is parked, and a moose walks up and decides he wants to lick it, how am I supposed to tell him no?
Throw cheese at it, or have your sister bite the mooses in their arse. It’s the only way for sure to save your car.
Just exit your car, stride purposely up to him, and give him a smart WHACK on the rump.
Them Moose Goosers
by
Mason Williams
How about Them Moose Goosers,
Ain’t they recluse?
Up in them boondocks,
Goosin’ them moose.
Goosin’ them huge moose,
Goosin’ them tiny,
Goosin’ them meadow-moose
In they hiney.
Look at Them Moose Goosers,
Ain’t they dumb?
Some use an umbrella,
Some use a thumb.
Them obtuse Moose Goosers,
Sneakin’ through the woods,
Pokin’ them snoozy moose
In they goods.
How to be a Moose Gooser?
It’ll turn ye puce.
Gitchy gooser loose and
Rouse a drowsy moose!
A well placed Large Caliber Slug should do the job. Just tell Mr. Bullwinkle this will clean both ears real quick.
#6. In answer to your question about a moose licking your car and “how am I supposed to tell him no”, I would say it is “CAREFULLY”.
We just attach a feeding trough to the rear bumper filled with salt. :)