Just exit your car, stride purposely up to him, and give him a smart WHACK on the rump.
I'm not sure I understand. Could you show me how it's done?
BTW, my wife is from northern Alberta, and she assures me that moose are NOT to be trifled with.
Antifa will give them a beat down.
Grandmother was born in Red Deer, AB. Not that far north, but close to spectacular country.