Good one!
Here’s a classic:
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing. On the last hole, they are all on the green, score tied up.
Moses has a tough putt, with a large puddle between him and the hole. Nonetheless, he putts directly toward the puddle, and as his ball approaches, the puddle parts in two, and his ball rolls right through, coming to rest 2 inches from the hole.
Jesus is also behind the puddle, but also putts directly for it. When his ball reaches the puddle, it simply rolls across the surface of the water, and comes to rest 1 inch from the hole.
The old man is barely on the green. It’s a long putt with many irregularities. He immediately faces away from the hole, pulls out a 9 iron, and rips a blistering shot back toward the tee.
As the ball reaches its apex, an eagle swoops down and grabs it mid-air. The eagle flies back toward the green, where it is struck by lightning. The ball drops directly into the hole.
Jesus sighs and says “Nice shot, Dad.”
My friend Jim and I were putting on the 7th green when a funeral train of cars went by.
I stopped my prep to putt and removed my cap and bowed my head as the cortège passed by.
Jim said to me, “Mighty nice of you to pay respects...l
“I should, I said, I was MARRIED to her for fourty years!!