Jesus and St Peter were playing golf...They came to par 3 with a pond in front of the green...
Jesus said “I saw Arnold Palmer hit a seven iron righ to the hole, so I’m hitting the seven...”
St Peter says “You ought to hit the five...”
Jesus hits the seven into the water...
He gets another ball and says “If Arnold Palmer can do it, I can too...”
He promptly hits it in the water....
He starts down and walks across the water to retrieve his golf balls when the foursome behind them comes to the tee...
One guy says “Hey!!! Who does he think he is...Jesus Christ???”
St Peter says “Nah...He knows he’s Jesus...He thinks he’s Arnold Palmer...”
Got me by 4 seconds!