[a fool in paradise]

“mildly controversial”

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet-aAA pSSSS
Make that pull-out game weak, woo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fFFFing with some wet-aAA pSSSS
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-aAA pSSSS
Give me everything you got for this wet-aAA pSSSS
Beat it up, nNNNN, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pSSSSS right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it’s inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pSSSS is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I’m surprised
Let’s role play, I’ll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don’t cook, I don’t clean

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I’ll bet the Gore family is okay with this these days. The PMRC scam was just a way for Al Gore Junior to get some media attention so he could run for prezzydent in 1988.

[Freedumb]

Al Gore’s second chakra approves of this song, no doubt.

[Sirius Lee]

"Swipe your nose like a credit card"

Move over William Byrd, Franz Schubert, Cole Porter, Paul McCartney... your mantle has just been stolen.

Western Civilization has never shone brighter than it does now.