[Professional]

I’m reporting and following from the desert of Phoenix,campfire beer and dirt bikes.

[Professional]

This is how I do freedom. You can’t live like this as a commie.

https://youtu.be/0by—O53RTA

[bitt]

HUMOR SLIDE

A Texan, A Floridian, and a Californian all die and go to hell....all worldly men.
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While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth, if needed.

The Texan asks to call Dallas and talks for 5 minutes.
When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so the Texan writes him a check.

Next the Floridian calls Miami and talks for 30 minutes.
When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so he writes him a check.

Finally the Californian gets his turn he calls San Francisco and talks for 4 hours.

When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

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When the Texan hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why the Californian got to call San Francisco so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, “Since Gavin Newsom took over, the state has gone to hell, so it’s just a local call”.

[Chuckster]

campfire beer and dirt bikes.

Ah, the good old days. Twin shocks and kidney belts.