Im in the mood to go full Lorena Bobbit.
Fwiw, when I was stationed in VZ in the late 1980s, LORENA BOBBITT was FAR FROM ALONE down there in ANGRY females, who had been cheated upon & “used her blade to get revenge”.
(I believe that South American women invented the word, VENGEANCE.)
IF you were a “cheating sort of fellow” in Latin America, best NOT fall asleep as you might well discover suddenly that you had been “surgically altered” with a cutting instrument & the police wouldn’t do anything but LAUGH AT your predicament..
Yours, TMN78257
Apparently the only way to get FedGov's undivided attention is to fire artillery rounds into one of their Army forts.