To: ransomnote
I came across some unintentional humor and thought I would share. Writing so overwrought and turgid it reminded me of writing contests for the worst sentence, or pieces that start with, "It was a dark and stormy night...." This one is from writer
Jack Holmes who penned a TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) piece for Esquire (October 6) I just won't be able to make myself read it - aside from the so-bloated-it's funny first sentence:
"The strongman stood on the balcony of the presidential mansion, hopped up on steroids and exhaling droplets of pandemic disease from his maskless gob in between occasional gasps for breath, saluting the screaming machinery of military force as the presidential helicopter's motors ground into motion and it took off in front of him."
To: ransomnote; blu
"...silver Hummer...was adorned with an American flag and a window sticker for the right-wing conspiracy theory QAnon." The suspect was reportedly majoring in medicine.
Who sees what I did there?
He Creeps Up From Behind
1,992 posted on
11/07/2020 6:38:12 AM PST by
bagster
("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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