[bagster]

Bagster: Hey Gramps. I know you're an old done man, but making a plan to win elections is dependent on more than the planners. You really should stop saying stupid things.

Gramps: I got a tickle in my back hole.

Bagster: I told you about that gerbil thing.

Gramps: Mr Lemiwinks is my friend.

Bagster: That's nice. Just know this. To talk about the plan, you must first understand the plan and know what parts of it are dependent on the people.

Gramps: Yes sir, Mr Bagster. But my aged back hole still itches.

[bitt]

Looky here Bags, the trolls are gonna get you jailed and WE can’t afford that!

[meyer]

Gerbil humor is below the belt.

Of course - where else would it be? :)