Some Texas-style humor prompts Karen-style howls from Biden campaign

American Thinker ^ | 1 Nov, 2020 | Monica Showalter

[cuban leaf]

I understand that Juneau is the Lezbaru capital of the world. Some of ‘em at least “look” tough - for a girl. :)

[lapsus calami]

 

 

There was a Trump Train working Interstate 35 in my county around an hour ago. Commie Karens were burning up the phone lines saying there were people on the highway driving all crazy and stuff. Troopers and deputies would tell dispatch to "clear that call". ROFL - not in this county, "Karen".

 

 

[Chuckster]

In Alaska they have refrigerator magnets with Texas inside Alaska and some joke...

Yes its a lot smaller...

Got more people though...

True. Texas is very crowded by comparison.

[Paleo Pete]

So in comes the humor-challenged Joe Biden campaign from its basement to make a stop in Austin, Texas, with some of its team taking a big bus on one of the state’s huge flat highways.

The author has obviously ever actually BEEN on one of those highways, at least not around Austin.

It’s not called ‘the hill country’ for nothing. Everything from Bryan near where I lived in 1980 to Austin is just about non stop hills. Hard to find a flat highway for more than about 2 or 3 miles.

I rode several hike & bike trails in Austin, a lot, there were places I had to get off and push the thing up the hill...and places I hoped the brakes would hold out...

[dfwgator]

In Alaska they have refrigerator magnets with Texas inside Alaska and some joke...
Yes its a lot smaller...

"The Lone Star State is but tiny star in vast constellation that is Mother Russia!"

[smvoice]

Hey Biden/Harris. Get on your Big Bus and take it to Cut and Shoot, Texas. Show us what you’re made of!

[CopperTop]

".. you can feel it in names like Corsicana, Indianola, Texarkana...nobody else's state has names like those.."

Here, hold muh NC beer..

Lizard Lick
Frog Pond
Toast
Half Hell
Fuquay-Varina
Bearskin
Hanging Dog
Whynot
Black Ankle
Old Trap (gives ya Black Ankle)
Chocowinity
Big Butt Trail
Big Lick
Erect
Horneytown
Climax
Bat Cave (seeing a trend here yet?) d;^P

[Howie66]

LOL

[Dundee]

::Laughs in most Australian states::

[BradyLS]

One of my favorite SCTV episodes.

“Yuri has new shoes!”

[John Milner]

There’s an Indianola in Texas? The only one I ever heard about was in Iowa.

[crusty old prospector]

It was once a large town. It was wiped out by a hurricane a long time ago.

[Clay Moore]

Indianola TX
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indianola,_Texas

There is also a great song about it by Brian Burns.

[sockmonkey]

Now, Indianola, a city on the Texas Coast which rivaled New Orleans is marked by a lot of sand, and a marker. My German Texas forbearers landed at Indianola when they came to the Republic of Texas.

[Billthedrill]

The cancelation comes amid national anxiety about voter intimidation, a tactic the Trump campaign has implicitly endorsed.

How do you implicitly endorse anything? I mean, isn't endorsement pretty much explicit by definition?

Never mind. The media are having a collective case of the vapors. This one is a keeper.