Posted on 11/01/2020 11:32:33 AM PST by MtnClimber
When the Biden bus on the road to Austin was surrounded by a flurry of Trump flag-waving supporters, leftist hysteria broke out.
Texas is a state that loves humor and can laugh at itself. Just look at the names of some of its cities -- you can feel it in names like Corsicana, Indianola, Texarkana...nobody else's state has names like those. And of course, there's the phrase "Texas-sized" which bigger Alaska can only envy. Nobody says 'Alaska-sized.' But everyone knows 'Texas-sized.' It's humor in the hyperbole.
So in comes the humor-challenged Joe Biden campaign from its basement to make a stop in Austin, Texas, with some of its team taking a big bus on one of the state's huge flat highways.
And all Karen broke loose as the bus was spontaneously surrounded by cars bearing big pro-Trump flags and banners, putting on a show for the cameras. Nobody was violent, nobody was threatening. It obviously was an exuberant joie de vivre event to create something to post on social media.
Instead of just laughing it off and maybe saying 'my bus is bigger than your cars' or something, the Daily Beast, a reliable proxy for the Democrats, laid out the zero-humor Biden campaign's outraged response.
Joe Bidens presidential campaign canceled a Friday event in Austin, Texas, after harassment from a pro-Trump contingent.
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
I understand that Juneau is the Lezbaru capital of the world. Some of ‘em at least “look” tough - for a girl. :)
Yes its a lot smaller...
Got more people though...
True. Texas is very crowded by comparison.
So in comes the humor-challenged Joe Biden campaign from its basement to make a stop in Austin, Texas, with some of its team taking a big bus on one of the state’s huge flat highways.
The author has obviously ever actually BEEN on one of those highways, at least not around Austin.
It’s not called ‘the hill country’ for nothing. Everything from Bryan near where I lived in 1980 to Austin is just about non stop hills. Hard to find a flat highway for more than about 2 or 3 miles.
I rode several hike & bike trails in Austin, a lot, there were places I had to get off and push the thing up the hill...and places I hoped the brakes would hold out...
"The Lone Star State is but tiny star in vast constellation that is Mother Russia!"
Hey Biden/Harris. Get on your Big Bus and take it to Cut and Shoot, Texas. Show us what you’re made of!
Here, hold muh NC beer..
Lizard Lick
Frog Pond
Toast
Half Hell
Fuquay-Varina
Bearskin
Hanging Dog
Whynot
Black Ankle
Old Trap (gives ya Black Ankle)
Chocowinity
Big Butt Trail
Big Lick
Erect
Horneytown
Climax
Bat Cave (seeing a trend here yet?) d;^P
LOL
::Laughs in most Australian states::
One of my favorite SCTV episodes.
“Yuri has new shoes!”
There’s an Indianola in Texas? The only one I ever heard about was in Iowa.
It was once a large town. It was wiped out by a hurricane a long time ago.
Indianola TX
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indianola,_Texas
There is also a great song about it by Brian Burns.
Now, Indianola, a city on the Texas Coast which rivaled New Orleans is marked by a lot of sand, and a marker. My German Texas forbearers landed at Indianola when they came to the Republic of Texas.
How do you implicitly endorse anything? I mean, isn't endorsement pretty much explicit by definition?
Never mind. The media are having a collective case of the vapors. This one is a keeper.
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