[tbw2]

Business Owners Boarding Up In Case Party Of Love And Tolerance Loses
https://babylonbee.com/news/business-owners-boarding-up-in-preparation-for-onslaught-of-peaceful-protests/

[FatherofFive]

All we are saying, is give Peace a chance.

How times have changed.

[IndispensableDestiny]

Satire meets the truth.

[MotorCityBuck]

There boarding up, because they know Trump is gonna Win. The Left will Destroy. There's your accurate poll / Indicator for Nov. 3rd's results. Bank on it.

[dowcaet]

The Democrats provide so much material for the Babylon Bee because everything in that party is satire!

[BwanaNdege]

In related news, the South Central LA Korean Store Owners Association has been swamped with requests for their manual

"How to Train Snipers to be Stationed on the Roof of Your Store, Ver. 14.3"

[bigredkitty1]

Went through downtown Dallas, TX yesterday. Businesses were boarding up in preparation of the leftist hordes rioting and looting. Neiman-Marcus is not taking any chances this time.

[Vaduz]

No wonder no u-Hauls left in blue states North American van lines phone lines flooded.

[RetiredScientist]

I used to run with a man that owns several pet supply stores. Our town had a couple of nights of rioting. My friend spent the night in his most vulnerable store with his rifle. He wasn’t about to let his store get looted. The Korean business owners in Los Angeles did that during the riots after O.J. Simpson’s trial.

[thecodont]

This isn’t satire, this is real news. BB is slacking off.