She probably never learned about the birds and the bees. You need a man honey.
She should opt for a brain transplant with her money for a larger brain. I’m sure there is a mouse out there willing to contribute his brain to help.
She may be secretly looking for a real man to do the deed but she doesn’t know any.
She needs to donate her brain to science—now.
Scientists need to investigate the hypothesis that the human race is getting dumber and devolving back into Neanderthals. ;-)