You may be Big...
You may be Bad...
But...you are dumb...
However, I admire your spirit.
You are now assigned to 1st Nebraska Shock Battalion for the coming siege of Denver on the FIRST WAVE. This is a great honor for you and I am confident you will execute the vision of our new Red Republic President Kristi Neom to quickly consolidate Red America and chase the Blue Infidels deeper into the frigid altitudes of the Rockies.
God be with you soldier.
I am 54, you are the first to call me dumb.