[fidelis]

"As rules for living goes, I’m a scalp and an ear above this moron."

On the other hand, he now has the option this Halloween of either being George Armstrong Custer or Vincent van Gogh.

[Retrofitted]

That reminds me: I need to call my IT guys tomorrow and have them get me a new keyboard because this one is covered in an odd mixture of vodka and Shasta Orange. ;)

GOOD ONE! ROTFL