So, I was feeding the ducks, and I noticed one of them was about an eight story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era. So I said to him:
"What do you want from me, duck?"
And he said,
"I need about tree-fiddy."
Ha Ha Ha ha!!!!!! I love the different setups for this lame, overplayed, so retarded (can I say that? I'm speaking of a thing, not a person. Ya, I'll keep saying it) joke, it just cracks me up!! Ha Ha Ha!