[Quality_Not_Quantity]

I thought the shortest time in the universe was the interval between the light turning green and the taxi behind you honking its horn.

[skr]

Hahahahahahaha!

[Bob434]

heh good one- another one is- the shortest time is right after a woman says to do something, and the husband opens his mouth to object, it’s that infinitesimally small span of time when her brow begins to wrinkle, her foot starts to tap, and her finger begins to pointing-

[Tucker39]

That’s a “New York Minute”.