Lyin Biden song

YouTube ^ | 10/22/2020 | James McCoy Taylor

[BenghaziMemoriam]

(Every word in this song would be a lie if Joe Biden sang it)

Lyrics of the video {roughly transcribed}:

I'm mentally stable.
I don't believe in lyin'.

I'm not Joe Biden.
I don't know Joe Biden.

Never say something stupid.
No, that's not why I'm hidin'.

I'm not Joe Biden.
I don't know Joe Biden.

Never got sombody fired
for not doing what I said.
No black kids in the pool
rub the hairs on my leg.
Never grabbed a woman's shoulders,
came and sniffed her from behind.
My son Hunter Biden's
favorite color isn't white.
Never had a job for 47 years I didn't do.
Never lied about the grades that I made back in school.
I would never give a eulogy
for someone in the Klan.
Never been on live TV
and start to wonder where I am.
I would never forget what I'm running for
'cause that'd be really sad.
I would never tell a man that ....
....

I'm mentally stable.
I don't believe in lyin'.

I'm not Joe Biden.
I don't know Joe Biden.

Wouldn't say something stupid.
No, that's not why I'm hidin'.

I'm not Joe Biden.
I don't know Joe Biden.

Yeah!

[BenghaziMemoriam]

I stumbled on this gem while searching for "Lyin' Biden".
The lyrics are roughly translated and I couldn't make out some
towards the end.

Anyway, for what it's worth, for the rest of the campaign,
I think the President needs to start using the "Lyin' Biden"
nickname non-stop. Something like:

"Lyin' Biden. Did you see him last night?
He lies about the laptop, he lies about fracking,
and we have proof on multiple videos, he lies about
his record. He's done nothing but lie for 47 years.
He gets nothing done, but he knows how to lie.
He gets caught, but he doesn't care. He keeps on lying.
Lyin' Biden. He really is a typical politician and
creature of the swamp."

[GoldenPup]

Better Biden song.

“WERE YOU BORN AN ASSHOLE, OR DID YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE?”

[BenghaziMemoriam]

Better Biden song.

“WERE YOU BORN AN ASSHOLE, OR DID YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE?”

I'm not familiar with that one.
How does the rest of it go?
:-)

[Fiji Hill]

This popular hit song fits Biden perfectly.

Banana Oil--Vaughn De Leath

[GoldenPup]

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