But my WIFE has a very very handy extra feature, granted it takes wayyyyyy more oil but the OCD overdrive... dang. I’ll compare your CLEANING LADY to my WIFE/wOCD any day.
My floors aren’t clean, they are OCD clean!
Well, I also have a backup. It's called a Mother-in-Law. Sounds like she is similar to your wife. She won't sit down. She will come over for dinner, have to help make it, clean up after, sit down to watch a movie, get up 10 minutes later to start doing our laundry, then clean out our refrigerator,...... It is really quite annoying. How can I be lazy when my MIL is working. It's rough, but I manage.