[Professional]

I have a WIFE.

She cooks, cleans, does my laundry, raises kids/dogs, even cleans up my super nasty dirt bike gear.

She does frequently need oil, gets very squeaky.

[Big Red Badger]

See above.
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Lucky Man.

[MPJackal]

We have something similar. It really does not save me any time, but it saves my wife a bunch, and it saves me some headaches. It’s called a cleaning Lady.